Dressy Bessy
Friday, July 25th, 2008I have lost weight!
I have this beautiful red dress that I bought for a steal on ebay (I love ebay), and when I got back from Australia, I put it on to go out to our weekly jive class. Yes, we jive, people. We will be jiving the night away come our wedding day. It’ll be like playing skittles on the dance floor.
Anyway, I put this dress on, and looked in the mirror. My reflection gently suggested that it might not be a good idea to wear it, as if I breathed, or moved or anything it might just, oh, EXPLODE at the seams, and render me naked before my peers at the Winton and Moordown Royal British Legion Club. And god knows, you don’t want that to happen while you’re executing a Parisian Basket.
So anyway, I put this dress on yesterday, and not only did it fit, it was slightly roomy. Result! So I wore it with pride, to work, and as soon as I got in the car to go home, the strap broke, and I had to drive home with one boob hanging out.
My consolation is that at least my fellow road users had a svelte and shapely boob to look at.
