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I don’t know – would you like me to enquire?

“Good afternoon, [my organisation]”

“Hello, may I speak to Julia please?”

“I’m afraid Julia’s… unavailable right now. Can I take a message?”

“Ummmmm. Mmmmmm. Is she far away?”

“No. She’s in the bathroom.”

“Oh, ok. How long will she be in there?”

3 Responses to “I don’t know – would you like me to enquire?”

  1. Jay Says:

    Oh my!!!
    I am so glad you didn’t know the answer to that! (and I’m thinking Julia is grateful too).

  2. Rachie Says:

    Hi Jay – me too. Even though my office is opposite the loo…

  3. la cubana gringa Says:

    How about: “I presume a verrrrrrrrry long time, she’s taken the personal ads section of the paper in with her.”

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