Last edition
I have to post this, even though I promised myself I’d wait til tomorrow, because three posts is extravagant, especially given the fact that I have a looming deadline. However, I thought if I post it, then I can stop giggling about it (even though it is not actually funny, but quite disturbing and wrong), and move on.
So, my favourite headline so far* from the Namibian:
Horse rapist caught in tree
And a close runner up, also from today:
Pastor steals 29 goats* to add to flock
Right. Going now.
*The sentence for livestock theft in Namibia is a minimum of 20 years.
**There was a great one on Wednesday about a chicken thief who got handcuffed to a tree for 48 hours because the village had no police cell to keep him in, but it lost out.