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I have just noticed that the visa application form for Mozambique, which I downloaded from the ever-helpful interwebnet, asks me to sign at the bottom. It indicates where i should sign, by saying ‘Signature of applicant or applying entity’.

This is handy, as I am in fact a sentient succulent from the arid desert planet Xygron. I have long yearned to kick back and photosynthesise on the gorgeous Pacific beaches of Mozambique. I do not have a signature, as such, but my unique leaf print will identify me from my fellow plant-people.

I like it that they don’t discriminate. It makes a change from the Namibian visa form, that requests you specify whether you are ‘physically defective or mentally deficient’ before they’ll stamp your passport

I am clearly doing no work.  Bad.  Very bad.

7 Responses to “Non-human entities”

  1. Kingston Girl Says:

    Good to know that htey are being open-minded.

    The Americans aren’t so open minded. They ask if you are planning to commit a terrorist act in their country. And apparently if you say yes, they won’t let you in!

  2. Rachie Says:

    Who in their right mind would ever say yes? What a stupid bloody question. Mind you, they won’t let you in if you’re HIV positive either.

  3. mel Says:

    tis not like you to precede a relaxing break with some high-level stress.. why does the word ‘dipstick’ come back to me over and over??

  4. VSO Says:

    VSO Hard Core

    The Perils of life as a volunteer in Cambodia:
    http://www.khmer440.com/?p=590

    The Perils of life as a volunteer in Cambodia 2
    http://www.khmer440.com/?p=591

    VSO Cambodia’s Motto: Burn the Witch; guilty until proven very guilty.

  5. Rachie Says:

    Dipstick? Oh god – I can’t remember. Was it terrible? Was I drunk? Maybe the trauma affected my memory. I seem to remember ‘leaving things to the last possible minute’ may have contributed to the stress though. Some things never change.

  6. Heather A. Says:

    Ugh. Speaking of stupid bloody questions, just a few years ago, I was helping a friend study for his U.S. citizenship test. I was horrified to see that they still ask an applying immigrant whether she is now–or ever has been–a member of the communist party. I still don’t want to believe it. Can’t the feds at least phase out one brand of official intimidation/persecution before they jump headlong into the next round?

  7. Zenta Says:

    Sentient succulent.

    Funniest thing I have read all week.

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