This is not a porn site, ok?
I’m a little bit concerned about the people who seem to be using the following words (all of which appear as they do in my stat counter) to get to my new, flash, non-pornographic site:
Creamedfeet
What do you get if you cross a cannibal with a foot fetishist?
pass meatholes
I would be happy to, but I can’t seem to locate them.
nocumdodgingallowed
Wouldn’t dream of it, darling.
frankwank
I’m sure he does. But not here. Please move along.
usemydaughter
Sicko. Get your filthy paws off my nice website.
Pvcandlatex
I don’t recall ever writing about my extensive collection of pvc and latex clothing, but maybe it just slipped my mind.
I typed creamedfeet into google, and it appears to mostly lead to foot fetish sites, but not here. I don’t get it. And as for usemydaughter.com, I’m not even going to tell you what that’s all about, although I’m sure you can guess. I haven’t written anything remotely filthy about feet, or daughters, so I’m not sure what the hell is going on. I feel sullied.
Still, I suppose I can be thankful that people are no longer coming here looking for pictures of Colleen McLoughlin naked.
Maybe.
June 13th, 2006 at 3:47 pm
I did not get here via creamedfeet, I got here perfectly legitimately through pomgirl. Great site!
June 13th, 2006 at 5:25 pm
I just found you in petite’s comments and wanted to know who else was having to deal with a life where you can’t met men on the internet unless you are into very long and expensive flights before a first date.
June 13th, 2006 at 8:34 pm
I just realised that I’ve been nosying into your life for a while now and never stopped by to say hi! Love the new look, just wish I could figure out how everyone but me knows how to do things like that…I think the perfect man will waltz into your life in the most unlikely moment, good luck.
June 14th, 2006 at 12:57 pm
Emma – I’m very relieved to hear it. Thanks!
Kingston Girl – yeah, it sucks doesn’t it? I think there are Namibian dating websites, but I’m not sure how i know this – it could be that my initial swing-by to check out the quality was so traumatic that I shut it out of my head. There are nice men here, but they’re either gay, or taken.
Nicki – I’m a total dunce at this. I had fab help from the person who’s hosting the site. I know nothing. You can do it! As for the man, I sincerely hope it’s not too unlikely, but we’ll see!
June 14th, 2006 at 2:45 pm
everyone here seems to use Hi5 as a dating website… but my look on there scared me so much that I ran away promising never to go near another man
June 14th, 2006 at 2:46 pm
everyone here seems to use Hi5 as a dating website… but my look on there scared me so much that I ran away promising never to go near another man – and why are the good ones always taken? was i blind when I was younger and missed out? oh well, will just have to keep on making my own g and ts