Sex and Death

My little sister did a meme a while ago – the one where you type your birthday into Wikipedia and see what went down on that day through the ages. I just had a quiet moment – god knows they are few and far between round here at the moment – and so I did it.

I won’t bore you with the details of whose birthdays I share, although I’m clearly born on an auspicious date for footballers, hockey players and racing drivers. Yawn.

The second best thing I found out is that my birthday is the day the UK’s first ever legal cremation took place. The story goes thus…

Once upon a time, in Wales, there lived a man by the name of Dr William Price. Dr Price was a little bit of an oddball, by all accounts. For instance, he refused to wear socks, and liked to roam the Welsh hills in the buff except for a fox-skin headdress.

Dr Price was also a card-carrying member of the druid faith, and therefore believed that burial was a sin.

So, in 1884 on the death of his five month old son, Jesus Christ Price (you have to admire this man – Jesus Christ? It’s probably lucky for him he didn’t live long enough to go the local school. He’d have had to endure years of tasteless crucifixion jokes, and would probably have become homicidal in his early teens) he attempted to burn the body on a pyre of coals, no doubt gathered from the nearest pit.

But wait! A hostile crowd had gathered, and as the pyre was lit, they stole the child’s body and ran off with it. Doc Price was a bit on the slow side, being 83 years old, and couldn’t give chase, although he was still sprightly enough at the age of 92 to father twins.

Anyway, he was acquitted of illegally disposing of human remains, cremation became legal, and when he died at the age of 93, he had a pyre all of his own. What a guy.

The best thing about my birthday, though, is that it’s the day that Chileans of all ages, all over the world, come together* to celebrate the Day of Sex and Pornography. There are no details, unfortunately, to explain how this is observed. If there are any Chileans reading, could you enlighten me please?

*no pun intended

6 Responses to “Sex and Death”

  1. Mel Says:

    Love the new layout sweetheart.. Does that mean we missed your birthday??! Sorry and bestest wishes..Melx PS Will post Strangers when I can summon up the courage to queue in a cramped post-office aisle with two kiddiwinkles..Soon. soon.

  2. Rachie Says:

    Um no – my birthday’s in January! I just felt like doing something pointless. MwahXXX

  3. Ellie Says:

    Oooh, I love the site! I like the picture at the top too, more than the old one I think :)

    xx

  4. Claypot Says:

    Hey Rachie! I’ve tried to send you an email, but don’t know if the address I have is still valid, and I don’t see one on your spankylovely new site. Can you drop me a line? Cheers x

  5. fearghal Says:

    i love the new site rach – very cool.

  6. Ria Says:

    In a recent Nigerian movie I watched, the baddie was a philanderer called Poka Messiah, which I thought rather apt.

    And in a recent flurry of e-mails to organize a meeting, I got a frustrated message from the Spanish rep asking “So when are we meeting again?”. Signed “Jesus”.

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