Cannibal
I just had the following conversation with my mother:
Mum: Do you know how much I pay for a sandwich in that shop?
Me: No… how much?
Mum: 85p!
Me(trying unsuccessfully to be funny):I bet that’s because they have a plentiful supply of human flesh.
Mum: Oh, I don’t think so. They just have good value produce.
Should I be worried that she didn’t even blink?