Cup of tea…
and a chocolate biscuit. I’m procrastinating again.
I just checked my statcounter, to see who’s been to see me today. I don’t know why I do this. I have pretty much the same number of visitors every day, and it’s safe to say that this site is ‘bijoux’. I care not.
There did seem to be an unprecedented number of first time visitors today, though, so in a rush of excitement, I clicked on ‘keyword analysis’. Unfortunately, this doesn’t actually do what I would like it to do, which is to analyse the psyche of people who come to my site through weird and wonderful searches - past ones have included someone looking up ‘flaying alive’ (why?), and some sucker looking for pictures of Abi Titmuss in a corset. Shame on you, whoever you are!
Anyway, for some reason, two seperate people have come across this site by looking up ‘kitkat’. I’ve put it in Google, and Living for Disco does not come up. Strange…
The next one did make me laugh though. What could you possibly be looking for if you search in google for the phrase “I’m a lesbian, my flatmate seduced me”? This person is clearly a fantasist. I think that they ‘re looking this up in the hope that they will find someone who has had this experience. Then they’re going to contact them, find out where they live, kill them, bury them under the patio, buy a wig and impersonate them until the event should repeat itself, Single White Female stylee.
This is so obviously an astute and accurate pscychological analysis, that I’ve decided to try and provide this service to anyone who wants it. I’m going to do an on the spot breakdown of the inner mental workings of people who type strange and wonderful criterea into search engines. I will provide this free of charge. If anyone wants to take me up on this, just email me.
I wonder if I’ll have to take on extra staff to handle the inevitable deluge.